tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7004461851315310562.post4288814783389025792..comments2023-08-28T15:15:35.995-04:00Comments on Murphblog: Justin Bieber's Hair Attacked MePaul Michael Murphyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17318098111985714443noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7004461851315310562.post-90484566143014080302011-02-08T19:54:51.960-05:002011-02-08T19:54:51.960-05:00Erica,
As someone who has studied the Bieber phen...Erica,<br /><br />As someone who has studied the Bieber phenomenon in some depth, I postulate the following as it relates to people's madness:<br /><br />1. Bieber's voice has the pitch of angels.<br /><br />2. Bieber's hair defies the law of physics and therefore one must at least entertain the possibility that he is not of this planet, but has instead been sent here to save us from ourselves.<br /><br />3. Bieber's skin emits an intoxicating, though completely odorless, aroma that is especially beguiling to girls such as yourself. (It should be noted that denying you've been bewitched is a proven symptom of this affliction.)<br /><br />4. Beiber was born in Canada, and like many Canadian things, he is inexplicable. Studying him, as I have, is a folly reserved for only the most conceited among us, for one cannot study Bieber without becoming enchanted by his girlish good looks, angelic voice, physics-defying hair, and intoxicating body odor. How can one quantify perfection? How can any man retain objectivity when the yearnings of his heart ultimately betray him? Indeed, how can a researcher such as myself deem another crazy when he is unable to express his feelings with mere words, or at least those feeble words with which he's been provided? <br /><br />Berk undooly trival gork! That is how he makes me feel! There! Call me crazy if you must! If loving Bieber is crazy then lock me in the asylum and throw away the key! But allow me my music! Allow me my Bieber!Paul Michael Murphyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17318098111985714443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7004461851315310562.post-13339226426047772402011-01-26T11:51:10.588-05:002011-01-26T11:51:10.588-05:00omw. i no this is lake way late but i was just loo...omw. i no this is lake way late but i was just lookin at a few pictures of justin bieber and noticed it was all swept forward. then i searched whats up with justin biebers hair and found this! i like justin biebers song and thats it. i dont like him. everyone is crazy about him. i drives me insane. im a 14 year old girl BUT i dont have bieber fever which im happy for. why is everyone mad about him?Ericanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7004461851315310562.post-19182785348615378642010-05-25T00:20:20.549-04:002010-05-25T00:20:20.549-04:00Hahahaha ... this is just too funny! I was googlin...Hahahaha ... this is just too funny! I was googling JB's hair with this as the search term: "What's up with Justin Bieber's Hair" & the search results gave me this. Brilliant!R.JShttp://atizor.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7004461851315310562.post-43201275681076617362010-04-25T00:15:39.585-04:002010-04-25T00:15:39.585-04:00Okay, I realize I am probably way late on this...b...Okay, I realize I am probably way late on this...but this is great! I am sitting on the couch, laughing to myself (moreso at the fact that you don't want your neighbors to know you make garbage) and Ethan is going "Mom, seriously, what is so funny!?!?!" Great story...and really, what is this Beiber sensation all about?Carlanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7004461851315310562.post-46303023430903933752010-04-22T17:35:14.032-04:002010-04-22T17:35:14.032-04:00Don't feel bad for KELLY...my kid made me watc...Don't feel bad for KELLY...my kid made me watch her dance video at least a hundred times. I actually have her moves memorized. The pool move is the hardest, but Boy says that's just cuz I'm not in water.Anitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06333494452915600562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7004461851315310562.post-10892780839326203572010-04-22T13:52:59.734-04:002010-04-22T13:52:59.734-04:00I'm torn between reading this to my children o...I'm torn between reading this to my children or protecting their innocence.Tina Laurel Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04482757085942311091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7004461851315310562.post-18840002074170688612010-04-22T12:25:16.605-04:002010-04-22T12:25:16.605-04:00Watch yourself, Chris.Watch yourself, Chris.Paul Michael Murphyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17318098111985714443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7004461851315310562.post-60068349478780037892010-04-22T09:54:30.840-04:002010-04-22T09:54:30.840-04:00Kelly, I feel bad for your kid, but that is awesom...Kelly, I feel bad for your kid, but that is awesome. And it's probably healthy. One should fear hair that looks like that.Paul Michael Murphyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17318098111985714443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7004461851315310562.post-16291794423955711012010-04-22T09:40:26.907-04:002010-04-22T09:40:26.907-04:00The saga continues. I had to lay in bed with my f...The saga continues. I had to lay in bed with my five year old last night longer than usual. Why? Because he was afraid he was going to have nightmares about Justin Bieber's hair. He wouldn't play in his room this morning because he was "a little scared." I had to convince him the story was fiction.<br />I am not making this stuff up!<br />Darn you Justin Bieber and your rainbow flavored hair!Kelly Polarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10968381456100611120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7004461851315310562.post-43854143715178659422010-04-21T23:12:30.118-04:002010-04-21T23:12:30.118-04:00You, my friend, win the prize of making me crack u...You, my friend, win the prize of making me crack up laughing on one of the worst days of my life. Me and Justin Bieber's hair, owe you one. (BTW, I'm tweeting this.)Debra Lynn Sheltonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08238268767406623274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7004461851315310562.post-60668543510495436362010-04-21T21:44:38.226-04:002010-04-21T21:44:38.226-04:00Nerd.Nerd.The Wifenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7004461851315310562.post-46049442789207706382010-04-21T21:37:09.220-04:002010-04-21T21:37:09.220-04:00With everyone else on this page I have to agree wi...With everyone else on this page I have to agree with the sentiment, HILARIOUS! I was sitting here rolling with laughter (the kind of laughter that makes your stomach hurt!) while reading. I think I just might consider taking my trash out from now on when it's light outside, just in case! From the "surprise visitor"!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7004461851315310562.post-26649928043482429202010-04-21T21:36:48.389-04:002010-04-21T21:36:48.389-04:00You have no idea what chaos this created for dinne...You have no idea what chaos this created for dinnertime. My oldest told my youngest that he looked like Justin Bieber and youngest cried. Then everyone was Justin Bieber. It created such chaos that my husband banned the word "Justin Bieber" except he said "Justin Beaver" which made everyone laugh all the more.<br />Now I just had to read this to my younger two as a bedtime story after oldest told them about it. <br />I had no idea what power Justin Bieber's hair had until today...Kelly Polarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10968381456100611120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7004461851315310562.post-19172987982774385562010-04-21T20:52:08.041-04:002010-04-21T20:52:08.041-04:00Got it: Bieber's hair tastes like Skittles.
A...Got it: Bieber's hair tastes like Skittles.<br /><br />Also, thanks for introducing me to this new celeb. Never heard of him before.<br /><br />Also, that was hilarious.Jonathon Arntsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17366218140886892757noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7004461851315310562.post-56970702055298766462010-04-21T20:34:59.684-04:002010-04-21T20:34:59.684-04:00This is too awesome.This is too awesome.Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02399300464457820101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7004461851315310562.post-71351176753662416422010-04-21T18:51:56.000-04:002010-04-21T18:51:56.000-04:00The Wife is in caps when the story is true.The Wife is in caps when the story is true.Paul Michael Murphyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17318098111985714443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7004461851315310562.post-2412752059647525092010-04-21T18:33:15.894-04:002010-04-21T18:33:15.894-04:00I hear this kid's name every day in class. Eve...I hear this kid's name every day in class. Every. Rainbow-scented. Day.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05514067724256745623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7004461851315310562.post-23356670376204334272010-04-21T18:30:30.212-04:002010-04-21T18:30:30.212-04:00Atlanta? I used to live in Atlanta. I think I'...Atlanta? I used to live in Atlanta. I think I'll come back here in a few minutes and comment like ten paragraphs worth about my Atlanta experience. Yeah.<br /><br />Isn't the wife usually in caps?Anitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06333494452915600562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7004461851315310562.post-81644546173521378642010-04-21T18:07:33.097-04:002010-04-21T18:07:33.097-04:00I just read this to my ten year old son. He giggle...I just read this to my ten year old son. He giggled too.Kelly Polarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10968381456100611120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7004461851315310562.post-67926951695515099302010-04-21T18:00:46.584-04:002010-04-21T18:00:46.584-04:00OMG. You have me rolling on the floor! Hilarious....OMG. You have me rolling on the floor! Hilarious.<br />I am all too aware of Justin Bieber with a second grader who occasionally watches Disney channel. But I'm not saying anything about him. Because garbage day is tomorrow.Kelly Polarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10968381456100611120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7004461851315310562.post-66460847131254154832010-04-21T17:40:43.422-04:002010-04-21T17:40:43.422-04:00Oh. My. God. Pure genius!Oh. My. God. Pure genius!Valerie Gearyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17165554338889917253noreply@blogger.com