So how about an update, a poem, and a question for my many readers (two).
AN UPDATE: Received another rejection (or three) in the mail today from Carus Publishing (think Spider, Cricket, and other creepy crawlies) for three poems I sent on papyrus. (They have a reputation for being a tad s...l...o...w.) One of them, "published" for the first time below, was probably inappropriate for their publication and is probably inappropriate for any children's magazine in the current marketplace. So, since the odds of publication are low to nil, I thought I'd throw it on here where at least two people not in my family tree would read it.
A POEM:
My Hairy Dad
My dad’s not really bald
Although his head is bare
If you know where to look
You’ll find lots of hair
His armpits have a lot
His arms and legs do too
His chest is like a jungle
And his back hair is quite new
No my dad’s not really bald
In fact he’s very hairy
And there’s no doubt when he swims
He can look a little scary
**Poet's note: I eschew end punctuation because it confuses the heck out of me in poetry.
A QUESTION: What is the one grammatical error that absolutely drives you bonkers when you see it? My answer is pluralizing a possessive, such as the following real world example: "Woodies Car Parts." Ugh.
1 comment:
Mine is along the same line as yours. I hate it when people put in apostrophes when they really just want a plural.
Would you like some donut's?
AUGH. It hurts my brain to write that.
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