Went to the Texas Roadhouse (or, as Little One called it, "Road Texashouse") for dinner tonight. As we were leaving, The Wife had some trouble seeing well enough to back out of our parking space because we were parked next to this honkin' thing.
Its license plate: SXYMAMA
The Wife: "Those who proclaim themselves to be sexy mamas, generally aren't."
The Wife is wise beyond her years.